how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?
A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
small chick with a fat ass
did i say that out loud lemme back track
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
dennor nerd/punk is trending in the fandom anD iM FUDGING IN LOVE W IT
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((i just wanted to be punk and join in the au))
"ah yes an article about a transgender person. time to read the comments i bet they are all very supportive" - me for some god damn shit fucking reason